Computer Repair Caller : Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller : Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse you fool! Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?… I will send a picture. Scroll down………….
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Fill in the blanks for each question 1 Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the _______________ was brilliant. 2 Girls are like pianos. When they’re not __________, they’re __________. 3. I bought some __________ sauce the other day. It’s costing me 6p a [...]
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It’s just what we all need … inner peace! CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard, you too can find inner peace.Dr. Oz proclaimed: “The way to achieve inner [...]
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The Magical Light An 89-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally ? Are you at peace with God?” George replies, “God and I are tight. He’s taking care of me. He knows I [...]
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Listen carefully: A woman living in downtown Ontario, Canada came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.” “Is [...]
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The Rabbit Biker Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear [...]
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We had a great meeting today at the lighthouse, discussing earth energies, cosmology, philosophy, but very little on the economy or politics. Paul Thomas was the star of the night. He said ” To make people laugh is like drinking champagne” ” To be moody is like a glass of beer gone off!” Here goes: [...]
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Watch him on this funny site. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ab7a8cd25/ali-g-with-c-everett-koop-from-aligshow_fan#player
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband [...]
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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The [...]
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